If I was President. I’d get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday, Buried on Sunday.

Election time is coming…..

If I was President
I’d get elected on Friday
Assassinated on Saturday
Buried on Sunday
If I was president,
If I was president

An old man told me
Instead of spending
Billions on the war
We can use some of that money
In the ghetto
I know some so poor
When it rains that’s when they shower
Screaming fight the power
That’s when the vulture devours

If I was President
I’d get elected on Friday
Assassinated on Saturday
Buried on Sunday
If I was president,
If I was president,
If I was president,
If I was president

But the radio won’t play this
They call it rebel music,
How can you refuse it?,
Children of Moses

If I was President
I’d get elected on Friday
Assassinated on Saturday
Buried on Sunday
If I was president,
If I was president,

Tell the children the truth, the truth
Christopher Columbus didn’t discover America
Tell them the truth,
The truth, Yeah
Tell them about Marcus Garvey
Tell the children the truth, yeah
The Truth
Tell them about Martin Luther King
Tell them the truth
The truth
Tell them about JFK

If I was President,
If I was President
I’d get elected on Friday
Assassinate on Saturday
Buried on Sunday
If I was president,
If I was president

Gotta love Wyclef.

Values, stances and potentials aside, if elected who would get assasinated, Barack Obama or Hilary Clinton?

America has shown a history of assasinating anyone with even the slightest inclination of promoting positive change. I.e. Abe Lincoln, JFK, MLKJ, Malcolm X, etc so would Obama or Clinton be any different? They’re both minorities and arguably radical in their pursuit for presidency so would they too be at risk? Sadly Dave Chappelle was right in a hilariously twisted way when he said he’d never want to be the first Black president. As much as he’d like to see a Black president, America isn’t ready for one and the first would get assasinated. Instead he’d want to be the second Black president and have “a mexican” for a vice president and enemies would go for him instead. Honestly America isn’t ready for a female president either, quite frankly America isn’t ready for a president that actually gets things accomplished. It would mean that everyone would have to start getting involved in the electoral process and live up to the values and constitution of the United States and we’re much too lazy for that “nonsense.” Fuck an ideology, I want my six figures, house on the hill and that sexy ass iphone. 2008 is approaching and its apparent that no one is ready, its kind of scary, intimidating maybe but we’d be lying if we didn’t admit we’re on the edge of our seats waiting to see what happens. Besides, it’d give the media a break from covering the illegitmate children of porn stars and forceful thursts of Senegalese falsetto vocalists.

~ by neorealist on June 30, 2007.

5 Responses to “If I was President. I’d get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday, Buried on Sunday.”

  1. just for the record..I am not a terrorist..so opposers can put that patriot act back in their pockets

  2. Damn…that’s a scary thought, but it seems like revolution and change can only do so much before the power exploits shift else where and history repeats itself. Props to your posts here, keep up the good work.

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